Too Drunk To Be An Astronaut Unisex Jersey Tank

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Too Drunk To Be An Astronaut Unisex Jersey Tank

SKU: Unisex Jersey Tank - 9QSBPDLA

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Material: Light and moisture-wicking fabric offers the best comfort, especially during the hotter weather.

Regular fabrics: 4.2oz, Athletic Heather (90% Polyester/10% Polyester), Dark Grey Heather (52% cotton/48% polyester), Other (100% combed and ring-spun cotton)
Tri-blend fabrics: 3.8oz, 50/25/25 (polyester/Airlume combed and ringspun cotton/rayon)

Retail fit, unisex style for a casual, relaxed look suitable for anyone, men or women.

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